Regarding this issue, last week was definitely trying for me as I did my best to remain a fair and impartial teacher. Here are some things I heard and had to put on my best poker face to avoid laughing outloud at the students who uttered them:
- "Can't you just give me C? I need it for my transcripts when I apply to grad school."
What I said: "Let's think about something. If an employee didn't go to his/her job for 2 months, never calling or e-mailing the boss with an excuse, should that person expect a paycheck?"
- "I heard you were a nice teacher, so I took your class because I thought it would be easy."
What I said: "I'm glad to hear you were interested in taking a class with me. But, now you've learned the important difference between the deceptively close meaning of these two words."
- "I'd better get an A. I'm getting A's in all my other classes."
What I said: "It's possible that those other classes have a different grading system. Please check your syllabus again to see the requirements made clear on the first day of class regarding work necessary for a successful grade. Some work hasn't been done."
Note my use of rhetorical questions and passive voice in my responses. I'm getting really good at covering my a$$ and not pointing fingers. If you're a teacher, I suggest you learn to do the same. Also, I'm finally attacking my grade sheet in Excel so I have further proof of student missteps in case my teaching and/or grading procedure is called into question because of these bad apples.
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These are oldies, but goodies. You outta publish a excuse/complaint & subsequent response list next term so you can tell them, "Oh, you're excuse #17. Read my response so I can save my breath."
Your use of rhetorical questions must save you a lot of grief.
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