My Ugly Body

In all fairness, and to keep things balanced...

5 Things I Hate About My Body

• My nose - I've often been told that it's "big." Whatever.
• My chest - What chest? Both times I've come back from living in Japan, I realized that in America, I'm small. In Asia, I'm normal!
• My hips - Just like my chest, they are non-existent. I've inherited the slender, stick-straight frame common to the Bertea lineage. I guess that's better than the rotund figures on my mom's side.
• My waist - This does exist. In fact, it has expanded a couple of sizes as of late.
• My big toes - Despite liking my feet in general, they're kind of hairy! Thank goodness the hair is a light blonde. I guess it keeps them warm.