
Portly Woman: "No wonder she feels bad. I'd feel sick, too after eating all those bugs they eat over there."
Friend of PW: "I know! Can you believe the weird shit they eat? All those insects?"
PW: "I would definitely lose weight if I ever visited Asia. I would never put a bug in my mouth."
How on earth did this myth start? I think bugs are probably on the menu of any country with a large populace that has to fight for proper food rations.
That, and speaking of myths, we all know Americans eat only this:
Today's obsession: Napping as much as possible while the cacophony of renovation continues at my pad.
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